the secret truth.

Molly: You & Robert are the SAME!! Only Robert is gay. And awesome.
Me: wow thanks for saying i'm not awesome. rude.
Molly: No i included you in that.
Me: you said we were the same except robert was gay and awesome. the truth comes out. you secretly hate. me.
Molly: No i just didn't want it to seem like his being gay is something that you are. so i said he's gay. then i was going to say BUT awesome but instead i said AND.
Me: BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU TRULY FEEL. :'(
Molly: No! I had no idea one conjunction could do so much damage.
Me: it's done all the damage.

Posted on October 15th at 1:25 PM
Tagged as: chats.

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