March 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
2 tags
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
February 2012
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
that moment when you realize you’ve done nothing productive in hours and have no idea why you’re still awake.
ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO THINKS IT'S CUTE TO BE A...
shakethecobwebs:
We don’t get magical self-esteem growin’ beans every time we tear another person down.
You look fine.
They look fine.
The way your body functions is your business.
The way their body functions is their business.
Your lifestyle choices are yours to make.
Their lifestyle choices are theirs to make.
Inflicting pain on others won’t make yours go away.
Stop being assholes...
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
2 tags
Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
you got a fast car but...
dujardins:
those ashes were the ashes of leo’s burned hopes and dreams for the academy awards
blah. it’s one of ~those~ days.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Watch