January 2010
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Seriously? Who doesn't know that?
Sam: kevin jonas?
Sam: is that one of the jonas brothers?
Jailee: no.
Sam: who is that
Jailee: it's obviously one of the JONAS brothers.
December 2009
the full moon is approaching, remus lupin! what...
omegleshit:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SNAPE?
You: SEVERUS SNAPE
Stranger: ????
You: HAVE YOU SEEN SNAPE
You: I NEED MY
You: POTION
You: I AM
You: TURNING
You: INTO
You: A
You: WEREWOLF
You: AS
You: WE
You: SPEAK
Stranger: ?
You: WHERE IS SNAPE
Stranger: what?
You:...
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mushbrains:
thardcore:
omgitssaja:
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“exactly. like having your elbows on the table. keep your elbows off the table....”
– Jaliee (via salacia)
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fuckyeahdisneysongs:
That’s How You Know - Demi...
STORY: BY BSCHH
justanotherprettylie:breeawnuhh:imwithillogical:wicki:soyqueso:urmum:jesuiscourtney:dudewheresmycar:praecipitium:bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the...
Overheard in New York
Little girl with large nose and pink jacket: Mommy, why is it cold out?
Mom with large nose wearing blue parka: Because your father is an asshole!
500 Days of Summer
Tom: If heard any of, um--
Summer: Heard what?
Tom: Nothing. You wanna go?
Summer: Yeah. I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving.
500 Days of Summer
Tom: That was actually my nickname in college. They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen.
Summer: They used to call me Anal Girl.
*Tom chokes on drink*
Summer: I was very neat and organized.
Reblog if you ever feel like nobody's listening.
putasmileonyourface:infinitebutterflies:comeanddance:eemmaa:grayskymorning:spiffiness03:bamitsbrit:jenafireeee: rememberthesewords
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Hello Goodbye : The Beatles
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I just saw Love Actually for the first time.
Ohmygod. I love it so much. <3
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Disneyland fact:
fybeautyandthebeast:
Wayne Allwine, the actor who has provided the voice for Mickey Mouse for the last twenty-five years, and Russi Taylor, who has done Minnie’s voice for about the same amount of time, are husband and wife in real life. They met on the job.
